Moronic Vendor

sweet revenge... muah ha ha ha ha ha ha...

today after school, the SPO vendor came to the school to get the vetted copy of the SPO...

and i always never liked that man because he was such an asshole... we were paying him to do the SPO and he has so many comments on how and what to do... it's like... hello, we pay you to do and you are giving me all kinds of moronic comments... shut up~

and guess what... the copy he gave us was filled with idiotic mistakes like spelling mistakes, no spacing and etc... and they are really stupid ones... i cant believe that we, as students, have to teach adults english... but that shows them never to underestimate anyone who is younger because they dont know what they are in for...

anyway, we were telling the vendor about the mistakes... and ya... the teacher told him all the content mistakes while we, the councillors, told him about the english mistakes and we had a great time laughing at those mistakes...

for example, for the national anthem, they can combine the malay version and english translation together... and the anthem sound stupid...

and when we told the vendor, i was like "that's the best joke of the week"...

when we showed him the spelling mistakes, i told him that there was a very 'cute' page with lotsa mistakes...

and you know what he say? he said that that page wasnt done by him... we gave him the copy and he just used our copy...

well, it doesnt alter the fact that there are a lot of 'cute' mistakes in the text... and i doubt any of my school's teachers are dumb enough to mispell everything in the text... so i was argueing with him, saying that it's not the teachers' fault but he just die die said it was our fault...

see see... we pay him to get lectured... any normal person would get angry...

but, the fun part was that the copy we gave was a soft copy... meaning, it was already printed on paper... so, what he has to do is to get his people to re-type everything out again... and when we showed him the soft copy, i was like "see, it's not our fault because the very 'cute' person had made the mistakes..."

and that shut him up because it was his problem already... not ours...

so, he was like "i will get that very 'cute' person to amend the mistakes." so sad for him right... i know... he's obviously messing with the wrong person and i wasnt really happy at that moment too... but, he gave an excuse, saying that the person was from china and didnt know english well...

in my mind, i was like "then you've employed the wrong person... what has it got to do with me? so sad for you la..."

anyway, when he left, i cant stop laughing at his stupidity... i've finally showed him that the people from my school is not nice to deal with...

so, on next monday, i will be seeing him again, i think, to see the corrected copy... so, i'll see what other nice suan-ing tricks i can think of and make him look ugly...

muah ha ha ha ha ha ha....